In this small beach town of Central Florida our closest grocery store is the dreaded Walmart. I say dreaded because I’ve always managed to avoid shopping at a Walmart after my first visit years ago.

But it seems that new housing developments in Florida must include a Walmart as your only shopping option. The good news is we’ve been there enough times that we pretty much know where everything is. The bad news is, well, I won’t go into all the bad news. Suffice it to say that I don’t like how they smile and greet you on your way in but then give you a grumpy face as they search your cart and/or bags suspiciously on your way out.

Try searching online for anything but a friendly Walmart greeter. But I did find this photo – that’s pretty much what they look like on your way out.